Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Thursday, December 26, 2019

What's RIGHT with Star Wars, Part 1


Let me say from the beginning that I am a Star Wars fan.

Let me also say from the start—no burying the lead here—that I really enjoyed The Rise of Skywalker. I went in not expecting much and was happy—nay, excited—to have my expectations blown away by a fun movie, an enjoyable movie, a stunning movie, maybe even a great movie.
I write this now after reading a review this morning by a “critic” that I would love to link to but I was reading the thing on my phone and then someone texted me and when I got through with that I had somehow lost the article and couldn’t get it back. This particular critic did not like Rise of Skywalker and the ostensible purpose of the article was to express that ROS was a let-down of all the promise of The Last Jedi. Ostensibly, I say, because the main thrust of the article was really that anyone who didn’t prefer TLJ to ROS (and all other movies) was some sort of Luddite who probably shouldn’t be allowed into the movie theater anymore or be issued a driver’s license.

I’m not sure, but I wonder if this were the same reviewer who two years ago wrote an article about how The Last Jedi was not the Star Wars movie we wanted but was probably the Star Wars movie we deserved. The theme to both of these reviews was that they (the reviewer, who may be singular) know better than we peasants what sort of movies are not only better, but should be enjoyed.
Let me state here, before we go further, that I regard The Last Jedi as the worst/least of the Star Wars movies—coming in behind even the Ewok movies, the Clone Wars movie (remember: that series started with a 90 minute movie that premiered in theaters), but ahead of the Star Wars Holiday Special but only because SWHS had Bea Arthur.

There are myriad articles and comments about what’s wrong with TLJ, some of which make points I disagree with. I don’t dislike the movie because of how it treated Luke. I do not object to the so-called Holdo Maneuver. In fact, that was probably my favorite moment from that film and it seemed, to me, in keeping with the first thing Han Solo ever told us about hyperspace: “Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?” In other words, hyperspace travel required calculations to take one around obstacles. It was why Han couldn’t just take off into hyperspace immediately.

What turned me off about TLJ (keeping in mind that I’ve never said I hate it, just that it was the worst Star Wars movie—just as there are many episodes of other shows that I don’t like, while still calling myself a huge fan of the show/series) was when Holdo took over. Yes, I had read the novel where she was introduced as one of Leia’s oldest friends. Yes, I know that another novel speaks of her being a hero of the rebellion and, presumably, the Resistance. But in TLJ Poe Dameron, who we have been shown as a hero of the Resistance, has never seen this woman before even though she has the rank of Admiral. I found it reasonable that he would rebel against her leadership. So Holdo, buoyed by nothing more than her own sense of self-importance, kicks this known hero to the curb and while we may be allowed to sympathize with Poe, it still seemed like we were supposed to think she was doing the right thing. Her Holdo Maneuver being withheld until she’s gotten the maximum number of those in her command killed makes me think otherwise. “But, chain of command!” someone objects, which I could go along with if she—like the rest of the people on that ship—were in uniform. She just looked like someone on her way to a ball.

You may be thinking that’s a pretty tiny reason to bump an entire movie to 14th position in a field some say only has 11 entrants, but it’s not. Poe, a hero of the Resistance, was given a commander he had no reason to respect and told to respect her just as we were given a middlin’ movie and told by our movie-going betters to respect it even though we were pretty sure this particular emperor was underdressed.

Some of those who defend/champion TLJ want us to think its director “challenged” us by making us think about old things in new ways. Granted, he did make me think about Empire Strikes Back through all the things he borrowed from that great movie (like, oh, I don’t know, the plot?). But his changes didn’t come across to me as profound, just as a guy who looks at a story he wants to tell, based on an older story, and makes fairly random changes just for the sake of making changes. (For another record, I do not look down on or want to argue with people who really enjoyed TLJ. I just a] haven’t met any and 2] I just don’t want them or anyone looking down on me over my opinion about a movie where space wizards fight each other with glow rods.)

TLJ seemed like that old game we used to play in school where one person would write a paragraph, then the next person would have to pick up where that paragraph left off. When most of us got to be anyone other than the first writer, we would write outlandish paragraphs in an attempt to sabotage whoever had to follow us. At the end of the row would be some poor sap who had one paragraph to try to wrap up this literary monstrosity.

In steps JJ Abrams. He wrote the first paragraph, The Force Awakens, and while it was kind of a replay of A New Hope, it was fairly entertaining and fun (and, at the time, the 7th-best movie out of the 7 numbered movies). Apparently a glutton for punishment, he agreed to come back and direct the ninth episode. Contrary to what you might have read, he didn’t ditch or negate TLJ, but he didn’t give it any more stature than was absolutely necessary. As someone who has probably read 80-90% of the Star Wars novels to date, in my mind I regard TLJ as one of the better novels that came out between the movies: it informs my view of the Star Wars Universe, but it’s not something I need to return to.
Personally, I think JJ did a great job! And I say this with a long history (depicted in other blogs and even my comic strip) of not being a fan of JJ Abrams’ work. (I hated what he did with Trek, got bored with Lost, was appalled by the one episode of Felicity I tried to watch [which, granted, is probably not a sufficient sample size]) and still rank TFA as 13th out of the 14.

But The Rise of Skywalker was just what I wanted. And maybe that’s the real rub for this whole argument: Star Wars became (a long time ago, in a galaxy right, right here) the kind of movie/phenomena that leads all of us fans to take ownership of it. I know how Luke should act! I am sure the New Republic wouldn’t have done that! Abrams acknowledged this in a recent interview when—though some probably object that he was pandering—he stated that those who hate his new movie aren’t wrong and neither are those who love it. The reality is that we fans all have such strong feelings about these movies that any movie made (or book written) will not please everyone.
In broad themes, The Rise of Skywalker provided what I wanted: heroic battles, humor, humor sometimes oddly placed, pathos, death, triumph, new and old characters, call-backs that didn’t feel like rehashes, and a spectacular John Williams score.

[More to Come … ]

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

My New Favorite Movie List



  1. It’s a Wonderful Life
  2. Field of Dreams
  3. Star Wars – A New Hope
  4. The Lord of the Rings – The Fellowship of the Ring
  5. The Natural
  6. Snowball Express
  7. Star Wars – The Empire Strikes Back
  8. Jeremiah Johnson
  9. The Great Waldo Pepper
  10.   Cars
  11.   Raiders of the Lost Ark
  12.   Casablanca
  13.   The Great Escape
  14.   Lord of the Rings – The Return of the King
  15.   Star Wars – Rogue One
  16.   Star Wars – Revenge of the Sith
  17.   The Incredibles
  18.   Return to Mayberry
  19.   The Peanuts Movie
  20.   Wall-E / Up (tie)
  21.   Star Trek II – The Wrath of Kahn
  22.   Pot O’ Gold
  23.   Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
  24.   The Sacketts
  25.   Brave
  26.   Cars 3
  27.   Cars 2
  28.   The Christmas Gift
  29.   The Chronicles of Narnia – The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
  30.   Groundhog Day
  31.   Star Wars – Solo
  32.   Harvey
  33.   Tomorrowland
  34.   Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown
  35.   The Chronicles of Narnia – Prince Caspian
  36.   Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  37.   North By Northwest
  38.   The Spirit of St. Louis
  39.   The Chronicles of Narnia – The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  40.   The Lord of the Rings – The Two Towers
  41.   Star Trek IV – The Voyage Home
  42.   Support Your Local Sheriff
  43.   The Hobbit – An Unexpected Journey
  44.   Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
  45.   High Noon
  46.   Muppet Christmas Carol
  47.   Star Wars – Attack of the Clones
  48.   Flash Gordon (1980)
  49.   The Lone Ranger (2012)
  50.   Rear Window
  51.   Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  52.   Funny Farm
  53.   UHF
  54.   Galaxy Quest
  55.   Star Wars – Return of the Jedi
  56.   Star Wars – The Phantom Menace
  57.   National Treasure
  58.   Ghostbusters
  59.   Soul Surfer
  60.   The Incredibles 2
  61.   The Avengers (Marvel)
  62.   The Hobbit – Desolation of Smaug (extended edition)
  63.   The Hobbit – Battle of the Five Armies (extended edition)
  64.   Aladdin (Disney)
  65.   The Swiss Family Robinson (Disney)
  66.   The Rescuers
  67.   A Boy Named Charlie Brown
  68.   Robin Hood – The Prince of Thieves
  69.   The Apple Dumpling Gang
  70.   Charlie and the Angel
  71.   The Living Daylights
  72.   Return to Snowy River
  73.   Bend of the River
  74.   Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
  75.   Edward Scissorhands
  76.   Dances with Wolves
  77.   The Final Countdown
  78.   The Fugitive
  79.   Tron
  80.   Tron: Legacy
  81.   Eight Men Out
  82.   Ghostbusters II
  83.   The Hunt for Red October
  84.   Independence Day
  85.   The Man From Snowy River
  86.   Night at the Museum – Battle for the Smithsonian
  87.   Night at the Museum
  88.   You Can’t Take It With You
  89.   No Time for Sergeants
  90.   Operation Petticoat
  91.   Unconquered
  92.   Rustler’s Rhapsody
  93.   You Only Live Twice
  94.   Lost Horizon
  95.   Strange Brew
  96.   McFarland USA
  97.   Bullitt
  98.   Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown
  99.   Star Wars – The Force Awakens
  100.   Christopher Robin
  101.   National Treasure 2
  102.   The Man Who Knew Too Much
  103.   Meet John Doe
  104.   Mr. Deeds Goes to Town
  105. Rescuers Down Unde




















Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Remake "Star Wars"? Please, no.


Crowd-Sourced Remakes
There is a petition going around on the internet, supposedly enhanced by the idea that the signatories will pitch in their own money, attempting to get Disney to let them—the signatories—remake Star Wars – The Last Jedi.

Leaving aside the absurdity of Disney (or any studio) allowing that to happen for any amount of money, can you imagine just how bad that movie would be?!? Probably not. I’m not sure the human mind is capable of conceiving such a disaster.

It all stems from the fact that there are a lot of Star Wars fans who didn’t like The Last Jedi. Having many years to practice being unhinged, they have decided that they not only don’t like it, it was awful, terrible, horrible, and everyone associated with it except Mark Hamill should be taken out and shot—preferably in a non-vital organ so that their deaths will be slow and painful.

OK, I get not liking the movie. There are a lot of movies I haven’t liked. And, truthfully, The Last Jedi is my least favorite of the 10 Star Wars theatrically-released movies so far. But I have only ever walked out of one movie in my life (Star Trek 10—The Search for a Plot) and that was because the projector broke and they gave us all our money back.

Now, don’t get the idea that I am just a casual fan of Star Wars. I have movies I-VII (plus Rogue One) on DVD & Blu-Ray, I have read about 75% of the novels, have hundreds of the comic books, and am frequently seen in Star Wars T-shirts. I do well at Star Wars trivia, I’ve seen Rebels and most of Clone Wars, I have the Lego Millennium Falcon, I had a dog named Obi … and you get the point. It would not be a stretch to say I love Star Wars.

But I wasn’t crazy about The Last Jedi. I thought it had a lot of great moments, but—for me—they added up to an unsatisfying whole. So, while it’s been out on disk for a while now, I still haven’t bought a copy. Don’t know if I will (but it’s probable). Part of me is thinking maybe TLJ will be rescued by Episode IX*, but then I remember that IX is being directed by JJ Abrams, who is notorious for bringing projects to an unsatisfying conclusion (see Lost, or, well, everything else he’s made). So counting on Abrams to bring it all home is like that moment when your favorite team sends in that reliever who seems as likely to blow the 8 run lead as to hold it.

Having established my bona fides as a Star Wars fan, and expressed my own displeasure with TLJ, what I don’t understand are those people who hate TLJ. I mean, absolutely hate it. Some of them are so clearly unhinged as to declare that a movie (A MOVIE!!) has now ruined their childhood, but even some of the moderately hinged ones appear to be frothing at the mouth as they type out screeds against a film that is apparently the worst thing they have ever seen. (I would say that they are typing these words from their parents’ basement, but that may not be true. They may well be typing them from their law office, their comfortable summer bungalow, or even the RV behind their parents’ house where they sometimes attempt to bring chicks who they have met at the local comic book store.**)

Seriously, how do you let a movie ruin your life? Even if IX is worse than VIII, I will still happily—joyfully even—watch I-VI plus Rogue and Solo. I will even continue to play Star Wars Trivial Pursuit with my family because I have one edition that covers episodes IV-VI and another that covers I-VI (the only movies I will ever think of as true canon) and while I’ll watch the other four (and probably five, once IX is out), it’s not going to diminish my life in any way if they aren’t as enjoyable as the first six. Even if Rian Johnson’s planned trilogy*** doesn’t come up to snuff, and even if those miscreants responsible for Game of Porn make a Star Wars trilogy as abominable as their TV show, it won’t diminish the fact that I will still love I-VI.

Now, back to my opening statement: this remake the dreamers think they can persuade Disney to let them do, would just be awful because—trite though it may have become—too many cooks do spoil the broth. Would everyone who contributes to the cause be allowed a vote on whether Poe’s X-wing gets blown up or not, or whether Kylo and Rey get together? If not, why not? Will the person who started the crowd-fund be the director, or have a say in the hiring of one, or is there a committee in charge? Who selects them? And why would I think they would be any better at telling a story than Abrams, Johnson or that guy on the corner who thinks he’s directing a movie when he waves at traffic?

In short, as many faults as I personally found in TLJ, I am confident that this proposed remake would be infinitely worse.

* Some of you may not remember, but way back in 1980 there were people (a minority, but they existed) who claimed that Empire Strikes Back had ruined the saga because Han was frozen and the rebellion was losing and, surely, Darth Vader had just lied to Luke.
** This is, of course, said in jest as there are [almost] no chicks at comic book stores.
*** I’m not as down on this idea as some fans are. As I understand it, Johnson’s planned trilogy will be set somewhere else in the Star Wars universe, or, at least, not concern the Skywalker family. It could be that, given his own story to tell and not having to fit it into some committee’s paint-by-numbers plan, it will be better that TLJ because it will be solely his. Plus, I look at Rogue One and Solo and a clear takeaway for me is that the movies are better the less JJ Abrams has to do with them.

Friday, April 14, 2017

My 101 Favorite Movies of All Time, 1-10

If you've been following along here (of course you have), or have ever met me in person, you have probably guessed what my all-time favorite movie is. You may have been curious what the other members of the top 9 are. Now's you're chance to learn!

To heighten the “interest” or “excitement”, I've decided to “build up” to the “climax”.

10. Cars
The newest movie on this list, Pixar's “Cars” hit the theaters in the summer of 2006. I remember going with a group from our adult Sunday school class to see a flick that (like all Pixar movies), had been advertised with a trailer that told us nothing as to what the movie would be about. So I went because friends had invited me and … the next day I took my sons to see it. And then I think I saw it at least one more time in the theater and bought it the day it came out on DVD. The visuals were (and still are) amazing, there were a slew of quotable lines (of both the pithy and humorous variety) but it was the story that really won me over. Self-centered Lightning McQueen gets stuck on Route 66 in Hillbilly Hell and finds humility, friendship and—except that they're all cars—humanity.
“I'm a pre-cision instrument of speed and aeromatics.”
Am I saying there hasn't been a movie this good in the last 11 years? Yes. Yes I am.

9. The Great Waldo Pepper
Directed, produced and co-written by George Roy Hill (who actually has another movie on this list: “Funny Farm” [#50]), it's the story of the second-best pilot to come out of World War One. When the movie starts, we find Waldo hopping from town to town in his bi-plane, giving rides to locals (for cash) and telling stories of what it was like to fly in the great war. He especially likes to tell about the time he had Ernst Kessler—the greatest German pilot—in his sights, but his guns jammed. Meanwhile, Waldo and his friends (and competitors) are determined to be the first pilot to complete an outside loop—if the newly formed FAA will let them stay up in the air.
Look for a very unconvincing mannequin to make a cameo appearance as a young Susan Sarandon.
“Go get 'im Waldo!”

8. Jeremiah Johnson
This movie only has about fifty lines, but almost every one of them is quotable. “March is a muddy month down below.” “Winter's a long time goin' this high up.” “Elk don't know how many feet a horse have!” and “Some say you're dead because of this. Some say you never will die, because of this.” I could go on and on. “I told my mam and pap I was gonna be a mountain man. They acted like they was gut shot!” See? Once started, I can't stop. Another one of those movies where there's hardly a wasted shot. And so much beautiful scenery it's like taking a 2 hour vacation just to watch it.
“Hawk, headin' for the Musselshell. It'd take me two weeks ridin' to get there and he'll be there in … hell, he's there already.”

7. Star Wars – The Empire Strikes Back
Very few sequels live up to their progenitor, but “Empire” came closer than any other sequel in movie history. From the snow-covered plains of Hoth to the snake-infested swamp of Dagobah and the wispy clouds of Bespin, this one picked up right where the first one left off stylistically and action-wise (give or take a few years, not like the fifteen minute gap between “Rogue One” [#15] and “A New Hope” [#4]). Rather than just recreating the characters, “Empire” allowed the characters to grow and change.
Now, why was Luke any competition at all to Vader in their lightsabre duel? Did the light side of the force exude some kind of dampening field that slowed Vader down? Was Vader just getting old? Or maybe, deep down, Vader didn't actually want to kill his son?
“I know.”

6. Snowball Express
My favorite Disney movie ever! Dean Jones plays Johnny Baxter, a New York insurance guy who inherits a hotel in Silver Hills, Colorado (portrayed by Crested Butte, CO) so he quits everything in NY and heads west, reluctant family in tow. Once in Silver Hills, they find that the hotel is just above a shambles and the local banker would—for reasons unknown—like to get the hotel from Baxter. Even though this movie was made after Walt himself passed away, it's filled with the humor he was famous for. A chase scene, a couple tear-up scenes, a family that sticks together. You could call it formulaic, but this is one of those cases where the formula comes out just right, like that one “cake from a box mix” that turned out better than all the others.
“I need a bank loan.”
“You caught me at a bad time.”

5. The Natural
Robert Redford's third movie in my top ten and my second-favorite baseball movie of all time. Roy Hobbs, “the best there ever was”, gets sidetracked on the way to greatness by a crazy lady with a gun. Years later, before he's too old (a marker he has already passed in the minds of the coaches) Roy shows up in the dugout for the New York Knights, a “dead from the neck up ball team”. It takes a while, but eventually the coach is reluctantly forced to put Roy in the lineup and history is made. Loosely based on the Bernard Malamud book by the same name, but with a way more upbeat ending, my wife and I watch this movie every year, usually near World Series time.
Randy Newman (“Short People”) composed the score for two of the movies in my top 10: this and “Cars”. Both are soundtracks I listen to frequently—especially while driving.
“Don't look back, Max! You should never look back!”
“I think we all have two lives: the one we learn with, and the one we live with after that.”

4. The Lord of the Rings – The Fellowship of the Ring
When this movie came out, I was 36 years old and had read The Lord of the Rings probably ten times. I didn't think any movie could do justice to the books, but I decided to give it a try. The only actor in the movie who looks anything like how I pictured him in the books is Sean Astin as Samwise Gamgee, and Frodo is no where near what I pictured, but THIS MOVIE BLEW ME AWAY!! I still love it and I still watch it at least once a year (as well as read the books approximately every other year)—which then leads to watching the other 5 movies, usually within the next 5 weeks.
There are some changes from the books, but it's also amazing how much of the books Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens included. So much of the dialogue in this movie (and the other two in the LOTR trilogy) is directly from the books—even if sometimes it's lifted from a different part of the book from where it appears in the movie(s).
“I don't suppose we'll ever see them again, Sam.”
“We may, Mister Frodo, we may.”

3. Star Wars – A New Hope
1977 and I went to see this movie I had never heard of on the first day it appeared in Abilene, TX, because my sister and her husband had seen it a couple days before in California and told my parents they thought I would like it. Like it? I was enthralled! I ate it, slept it, breathed it. I've read most of the “Star Wars” novels, all of the making of books, hundreds of the comic books, watch the other movies (and TV shows) regularly … but the first one is still the best.
For better and worse, this movie changed the movie-going experience in a myriad of ways. The special effects, the toys, the first run that stayed in the theater for a year in some places. All things we're used to now (except for lasting that long in the theater), but were a new phenomena back then. And it all comes down, really, to the story: Young man makes his way into the world, meets some unlikely friends, and deals the decisive blow in the battle against evil.
I would also like to point out something Lucas and company did here (that I should have mentioned in conjunction with “Return of the Jedi”) that so many other sci-fi franchises have never caught on to: Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) was presented as smart first and pretty second. Didn't even get around to sexy until the third movie. A standard (and annoying, to me) trope of almost all other sci-fi franchises is to establish the females as sexy first, then surprise us later with smart. Kudos to George and Carrie for doing it right.
“I think you overestimate their chances.”

2. Field of Dreams
When I heard that a movie was coming out based on the book Shoeless Joe by WP Kinsella, I called my then-fiance and said we ought to go see it. She had never heard of either the movie or the book, and when I described it to her she was pretty dubious. “A guy builds a baseball diamond in his corn field and dead ball players come back to play on it?” But she went (probably just because she loved me) and we both fell in love with the 2nd-greatest movie of all time. I would see it several more times in the theater (at least once more with her, and once with my best man on the night before my wedding) and I couldn't wait to buy the VHS tape, and then the DVD.
I think of movies in terms of color palates somewhere in the back of my mind, and “Field of Dreams” moreso than most: green. But not just any green. The green of an outfield on a summer's day. The green of cornstalks taking the place of an outfield fence. The green of spring and renewal itself.
An almost perfect movie that some have tried to read deep spiritual meaning into, I think it clicks for me because it's really just about fathers and sons playing catch. All else—what's in the corn? Is it heaven?—is subsumed to the simple picture of a father playing catch with his kids.
“You guys are guests in my corn!!”

1. It’s a Wonderful Life
THE greatest movie ever made and the only item that deserves consideration if a new Council of Nicea ever convenes to discuss adding to the canon, “It's a Wonderful Life” is Frank Capra's and Jimmy Stewart's masterpiece (heck, it's cinema's masterpiece). What can I tell you about it that you don't already know? George Bailey (Stewart) is the brightest young man in Bedford Falls, but it looks like he'll never get out of his hometown. Every time he tries, he gets sucked back in. He's got a great (and beautiful) wife (Donna Reed), four sweet kids, and a house that barely leaks anymore, but he feels like a failure. Intervention of the divine nature comes George's way one Christmas Eve and George finally realizes just how much his life—and any life—is worth.
Back in the 1970s and 80s, this movie had fallen through the cracks as far as copyright renewal so any channel could show it any time they wanted. This led to its being broadcast almost 24 hours a day from Thanksgiving to Christmas. This was not good for me because I could hardly stumble across it but what I would stop and watch to the end. I still watch it at least once a year—usually in the week before Christmas, but sometimes elsewhere in the year as well—and the ending still makes me mist up.

“To my big brother George: the richest man in town!”


To see what movies show up in slots 11-20, click here.
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Monday, March 27, 2017

My 101 Favorite Movies of All Time, 41-50

Why do we like the movies we do? Substitute for the word “movies” in that last sentence with music, art, TV shows, books and it's still a pretty good question. And I don't think there's really an imperical answer. Oh, every discipline has its snobs, people who enjoy detailing that they like this movie because of it's pacing or that song because of it's intricate progressions, but the reality is: we like what we like because we like it. It reached us on some visceral level first, and then we decided we liked those other elements of it.

We've all seen a movie and told a friend about it, who went to see it and hated it. We've had a friend gush about a great new movie and have gone to see it ourselves and then wondered about our friend's taste in movies ever-after. Blatant grossness aside, we just like different things and—sometimes--we'll never understand each others' tastes.

41. The Hobbit – An Unexpected Journey
While all three of the movies in this trilogy are improved in their extended editions, the theatrical version of this one stands up the best. A travelogue through Middle Earth, while getting the hobbit from here to there (which isn't really anywhere, yet), a much larger story is established and characters are introduced that will drive the story forward in subsequent chapters. I briefly thought about listing The Hobbit as one movie and Lord of the Rings as just one, but decided I do have a preference for them even while enjoying all 6.
I want to go to Hobbitton!!

42. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
A ground-breaking movie that melded cartoons ('toons) and live action people in a way never seen before on the big screen. What a lot of people forget, though, is that amongst all the spectacle and jokes there's actually a finely-crafted murder mystery.
“P-p-p-p-lease!!”
And I still remember my niece Emily (probably 6 or 7 at the time) shouting out, “Look out Eddie!” as the weasels snuck up on the hero.

43. High Noon
It's been rumored that John Wayne turned down the lead in this movie because he didn't like the way the townspeople are portrayed. Maybe the Duke would have done a good job, but can you really picture anyone other than Gary Cooper playing Will Kane? No less than Tom Hanks says this is one of the greatest performances ever because in the last fifteen minutes of the film Coop only utters 7 words yet conveys so much with just his expressions. It's a silent film with sound.
I love the theme song (sung by Tex Ritter) but the downside is that it's running through my head for days after each viewing.

44. Muppet Christmas Carol
There have been many cinematic tellings of Charles Dickens' classic novel about a man who is shown “the true meaning of Christmas” but not only is this one of the most faithful to the actual book, it's also the funniest. OK, so they doubled the number of Marlys, still, it's a pretty close adaptation. Another movie my family quotes from—and not just at Christmas.
“It was the frog's idea.”

45. Star Wars – Attack of the Clones
Some of my fondest memories are of seeing this movie in the theater on opening day with my very young sons. (I have seen 7 of the 8 movies on opening day.) We loved the spectacle and we still do. What really bugs most of the haters of the prequels, I am convinced, is that George made the movie he wanted to make and not the movie they wanted him to make. Fans have taken such ownership of the franchise that they feel personally afronted when things don't go their way.
The battle in the arena is, for me, one of the seminal moments in Star Wars, if not all of cinema.

46. Flash Gordon (1980)
I love that this movie takes itself seriously while clearly being campy and giving the audience a wink now and then. The sets are over the top, the acting harkens back to the old serials, and—of course—there's that music. This movie would be nothing without Queen's music.
“Do you, Ming, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded queen until such time as you grow tired of her?”

47. The Lone Ranger (2012)
Yes, I know a lot of people didn't like this movie … but I also know I'm not alone in liking it. The score is fantastic, the vistas are grand, the action is superbly choreographed and the story is … exactly what the Lone Ranger is supposed to be about. Go back and watch the earlier iterations and see to what great lengths the Lone Ranger has always gone to avoid firing his gun fatally. He has always ridden for justice and not revenge.
And when I drive my car through Cimarron Canyon, NM, I'm taken back to the scenes that were filmed there.

48. Rear Window
My second-favorite Alfred Hitchcock movie (wait for #35 to see my favorite) and a tour de force for Jimmy Stewart. This movie is claustrophobic, voyeuristic and almost action-free (except for a few moments at the end) but Jimmy and Grace Kelly bask in a movie so taut it still makes me sweat.
Kids today (meaning anyone under 45) may be thoroughly confused as to why Jimmy has to keep loading bulbs into his camera.

49. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
It's silly, it was produced on a shoe-string budget, and there are plot holes large enough for a laden swallow to fly through, but it's one of the funniest movies of all time. There's barely a line in it I haven't quoted at some point in my life, and my family quotes it almost as much as I do.
Strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords didn't look like such a bad way of picking a leader when we were looking at Trump vs. Hillary, now did it?

50. Funny Farm
Most people don't even remember this little Chevy Chase gem but it's still one of my favorites. Maybe it's because I identify so closely with Chevy's protrayal of a failed author. Or maybe it's the witty writing set against some of the prettiest scenery on film. Whatever, I pull this one out every couple years and watch it, usually while doing work around the house for some reason.

“Just call me Mister Lamb Fries!!”


To see what movies appear on my list in slots 51-60, click here.
To check out the whole list so far, scroll through here.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

My 101 Favorite Movies of All Time, 51-60

Just as it wasn't intentional that so many of the movies in the last list (61-70) were from Disney, I didn't set-out to make sure this list was made up of movies that were a part of a series, but 8 of the 10 are.

Nor does it say anything big that the only two movies that aren't part of a series are the two best of the ten.

51. UHF
It's one of the funniest movies ever made and so few people have ever seen it. Some because they never heard of it and othes because they thought it was just an extended “Weird Al” music video. While it does have one musical sequence, it's really an underdog story about how an average Joe with a Walter Mitty complex turns a bottom-of-the-dial local station into a channel we'd all want to watch.
Billy Barty as the camera man whose shots make everyone look ten feet tall is classic, as is the turn by a very young and pre-Seinfeld Michael Richards.

52. Galaxy Quest

Some have said this is the greatest spoof ever made (though, personally, I would say James Garner's “Support Your Local Sheriff” takes that honor [spoiler alert: it comes in at #40 on this list]). Riffing especially on the original “Star Trek” this Tim Allen vehicle also takes shots at tropes from many other sci-fi movies.
“Never give up! Never surrender!”

53. Star Wars – Return of the Jedi
Back in 1983, this was the movie, and it's still great. While some whiners complain about the Ewoks, let's remember that Lucas was making a] a family film and b] wanted the most unlikely, down-trodden, local warriors that could possibly be put on film. This movie wrapped up the “Star Wars” saga with a great, upbeat ending (that, when you think about it, has been totally negated by “The Force Awakens”) which is one of the reasons many people don't like it.
On YouTube you can find a video where-in all the space battle scenes of this movie have been stitched into one, 8-minute-plus cavalcade of explosions. It's fun to watch and—for a fan—a little tiring!

54. Star Wars – The Phantom Menace
What was the 6th-best “Star Wars” movie until “Rogue One” came out, this movie is way better than most people remember it to be. Taken in the context of the original-six, this movie is a table-setter for all that is to come. Yes, it changes some of our preconceived ideas about how the galaxy of SW worked, but it also brought us back to that galaxy in a spectacular and eye-opening way.
For those who complain that the dialogue in this and “Attack of the Clones” [#45] is clunky or “no one talks like that” remember: George wasn't writing about teenagers in California, it was supposed to sound other-worldly. For some people it works, for some it doesn't, but at least George was trying to be different (unlike “Force Awakens”, which was trying to be as familiar as possible).

55. National Treasure
How many of us went into this movie thinking, “The commercials look good but … Nicolas Cage? In a family film? Really?!?” only to discover that it was a wonderfully fun and inventive movie and Nic did a great job? No, there probably isn't a treasure trove under NYC, and maybe the Masons aren't really linear descendants of the Knights Templar, but I love the adventure of this movie and have watched it many times.
[For those of you who don't have this list memorized, “National Treasure 2” comes in at #97.]
The biggest mystery of this franchise, though, is why there was never a Part 3. Yes, it's possible they were out of ideas, but when has that ever stopped Hollywood?

56. Ghostbusters
If you look at the number of actual tickets sold, this is one of the most popular movies of all-time. (34th all-time when you count tickets sold and not just money made.) It's easy to see why: great script, hilarious performances from everyone involved (though Bill Murray is rightly remembered as the best of the brightest), and special effects that are still pretty good even 30+ years on.
Why people were surprised that the remake wasn't as good as the original I'll never know. The only time I can think of in movie history where the remake was better than the original was when Cecil B. DeMille remade his own movie, The Ten Commandments, from a silent film to a color and sound spectacular.

57. Soul Surfer

Another movie that slipped under a lot of viewers' radar, maybe because they thought it was “just a faith movie”. It is a Christian movie, and it does have a lot to say about faith, but it's also a really good movie. Dennis Quaid and Helen Hunt do good jobs as the parents, but the film's brightest light is (understandably) AnnaSophia Robb as Bethany Hamilton, a real-life surfer who lost an arm to a shark attack before becoming a chapionship surfer.
Carrie Underwood appears in this movie and proves that while being a great singer, as an actress, she's a great singer.

58. Captain America (Marvel)
I've enjoyed most of the Marvel movies, but this one is my favorite. I like the whole WW2 vibe as well as Captain America's character. (Not just that he's a good character, but that he has character.) Haley Atwell as Peggy Carter was a welcome breath of fresh air as she was neither a damsel in distress nor a sex-starved kitten.
There have been a lot of enjoyable super hero movies of late (most of the rest of the Marvel movies, DC's newest Superman and Batman), but after a while of cartoon violence, I kind of want one of the characters to say, “Wait! We're obviously not getting anywhere just punching each other endlessly. Why don't we just settle this with a nice game of Parchesee or something?”

59. The Hobbit – Desolation of Smaug (extended edition)
On this movie and the next one down, please take careful note that I am specifying the extended editions. The theatrical releases were OK—and it was good to see them on the big screen at least once—but, for this movie especially, the extended edition released on DVD and Blu-Ray is so much more rich and full (and closer to the book) as to almost be a completely different movie!
Now that we can sit down and watch the whole, 6-movie saga (extended editions all), I have come to have a much greater appreciation for The Hobbit Trilogy than I had at first. Now, I kind of wish Peter Jackson had made a 9-film edition of The Lord of the Rings.

60. The Hobbit – Battle of the Five Armies (extended edition)
The extended edition of this movie isn't as starkly (?) different from the theatrical edition as was “Smaug” but it's still better with the additional footage. Two things that really stand out for me is that the EE explains a] how the four dwarves got from the battle plain to Ravenhill and b] shows the dwarven funeral. A hundred other, smaller, touches make this movie a more worthy entrant in the saga than what we saw in the theater.

As good as the last song is (“The Last Farewell” by Billy Boyd), I still think there should have been at least one song during the final battle by The Eagles. If you don't know why, well, I can't imagine I could explain it to you without eye-rolls so severe I'd hurt myself.


To read the 61-70 section of the list, click here.
To see all of my list (published so far), click here.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

My 101 Favorite Movies of All-Time, 91-101

I make lists. No, not for shopping. In the one area where I probably should make a list, I don't. Partly because I don't go shopping.

But anyway, I started making a list of my favorite movies several years ago. I don't say these are the best movies (OK, yes I do), but I do say these are my favorite movies. There may be better movies out there (there aren't), but these are my favorites.

So, on my list of the 101 Favorite Movies of All-Time, let's look at the bottom eleven.

91. Lost Horizon
Ronald Coleman turns in a tour de force and Frank Capra directs what is either one of the most hopeful or most disturbing movies ever made. Because if there really is a Shangri-La, it's not open to everyone. In fact, some people can't even find it if they go looking for it. The movie is a little slow in parts (especially if you watch the “complete” edition, which is only “as complete as we can find” in that some of the scenes contain audio and only still pictures because the visuals have been lost to time) but it's a fascinating epic in the truest sense of the word.
I think “Robert Conway Lives!” would be a good thing to spread about if I were into graffiti.

92. McFarland USA
A little-noticed movie from 2015 starring Kevin Costner (as Kevin Costner), this is a true story about an almost-disgraced coach who finds redemption in a small, California agriculture town by teaching hard-working teenage boys how to run cross-country. I know that description doesn't sound very interesting, and it was probably a hard movie to make a trailer for, but it really is one of the best movies you've probably never seen.
Costner makes the line, “That's not Danny Diaz!” resound in such a way that I want a reason to use it in every day life.

93. Bullitt
By modern standards, this action movie is not all that action-packed … which shows just how stupid modern standards have become. Steve McQueen plays a San Francisco cop on a race against time in a really cool car in what has to have been the inspiration for “The Rockford Files” on many levels. With anyone else starring, this movie would probably not be remembered by anyone—even those in it.
I once drove by a shop window that had an actual replica of the Bullitt car. Why I didn't stop and get my picture taken with it I don't know.

94. Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown
I'm a HUGE Peanuts fan, as you will no doubt notice later on in this list. Even with my biases, this is a great movie, and something of a departure from all other Peanuts movies that had come before. Part travel-logue, part mystery, it's a great story about old regrets and recapturing the past. Snoopy, of course, steals the show, but the House of the Bad Neighbor kind of creeped me out as a kid.
It's kind of hard to watch this movie, nay impossible, without at least once asking oneself a question along the lines of, “Who lets their grammar school aged children go as foreign exchange students to France with only a beagle to look after them?!?!”

95. Star Wars – The Force Awakens
I am also a rabid Star Wars fan and I enjoyed this movie, but it's definitely the weakest of the 8 that have been made (as of this writing), just barely coming in ahead of those made-for-TV Ewok movies. The special effects are incredible, in fact all of the visuals are beautiful, but—as is his wont—Jar Jar Abrams just created an inferior tribute to a much better movie (see movie number 3 on this list when I get around to it). Basically, The Force Awakens is the most slickly-produced fan-film ever made.
Maybe when The Last Jedi comes out, it'll make TFA a better movie.

96. Bee Movie

Jerry Seinfeld pitched and created a fun little movie about an unlikely friendship between a bee and a human. Maybe there's even a hidden meta message about mankind dealing with our environment … just kidding: it's not hidden so much as front and center.
Chris Rock's mosquito lawyer steals the show.

97. National Treasure 2
This is a wonderfully fun movie, but the final solution is too much like the first one for me to rank it any higher. Nicolas Cage does a wonderful job—in fact, everyone in this movie is great—but there is an overwhelming sense of “I've seen this before.” Many people have marveled that this lucrative franchise didn't produce more entries, but maybe the producers had that rarest of all producer traits: the ability to acknowledge that they have nothing else to say.
The “balancing on the giant table rock” scene suffered from being way too much like the “balancing on the giant table rock” scene Indiana Jones did that same year.

98. The Man Who Knew Too Much
What do you get when you combine Jimmy Stewart and Alfred Hitchcock? Two movies on this list! (They actually made 4 together, but as interesting as The Rope is for it all appearing to be done in one take, the movie itself is kind of boring [IMHO] and while I like Vertigo it's never been one of my favorites). Anyway, this movie plays to a crescendo (if you've seen the movie you'll see what I just did there) that still gets me on edge even though I have seen it many times.
Warning, Doris Day's singing is going to be stuck in your head for days after you watch this movie.

99. Meet John Doe
Another Frank Capra movie, this time starring Gary Cooper (who, legend says never worked on-screen with his best friend Jimmy Stewart because they were deemed to be too much alike). When hotshot reporter Barbara Stanwick is about to be fired she publishes an interview with a man who is going to commit suicide on Christmas Eve to protest man's inhumanity to man. When the publisher decides to keep her on as a writer so she can do a series of interviews with her John Doe, she suddenly has to find someone to be John Doe. Someone honest, down-home and—you guessed it—a lot like Gary Cooper.
Stanwick's speech about why Gary shouldn't kill himself may be one of the best presentations of the gospel message ever committed to celuloid.

100. Mr. Deeds Goes to Town
Gary Cooper and Frank Capra again. This time, Gary Cooper goes against type and plays an honest, down-home type of a guy whose sudden inheritance propels him into the upper eschelons of society. Certain other people, who were hoping to inherit the money themselves, try to get Gary declared mentally incompetent based on the fact that he's clearly a hick.
She may not have been the prettiest or most glamorous movie star ever, but any sane humanoid male will fall in love with Jean Arthur during this movie.

101. Rescuers Down Under
For some reason, this was one of Disney's biggest animated flops. It's a fun movie, though! The animation is incredible (the flying scenes were some of the first uses of computer animation used in a big screen feature and they still hold up well today), the story is solid, and you just can't beat Bob Newhart's voice work as Bernard (Eva Gabor turns in a great performance, too).

I even have the comic book adaptation of this movie and, if I could remember where I keep it, I'd go read it right now.


To continue on up the list and read about movies 81-90, go here.
To see the whole list, at least as much as I have published so far, click here.